C is for Cookie -- that's yummy enough for me

If you don't already know the witty and entertaining Kym, you should. Not only for her writing, but also for her husband, Frank. Whom I wish to steal.

You see, Frank has Big Ones. And by "big" I don't really mean big. I mean HUGE. I mean GINORMOUS. You should see them. You should taste them. You will love them.

Frank has recently started a cookie business, thereby turning me into an addict for his Big Ones. Frank's cookies are not only delicious, they are HUMONGOUS.

Kym and Frank thoughtfully sent me a package of Chocolate Chip Big Ones, a value of $18. Other flavors include CherryBomb (cherries and toffee), The Monkey Boy (bananas and walnuts), Sugar Daddy (sugar cookie, with a twist) and Pecan Chocolate Chip. And even MORE. No one could blame you if you can't decide, so there is an option to have Six of One, Half a Dozen of the Other.

How big are Frank's Big Ones?

• You could call a Frank cookie the "quarter pounder of desserts." But only if you took out the word "quarter" and replaced it with "twenty."
  
• A package of a dozen gave my UPS guy a hernia. Beware, Workers Comp.
  
• I took a cookie on a flight, just in case we got stranded on the tarmac or something. Not just for me and my family, but for rows 21-28.
• Their size is rivaled only by their amazing TASTE. Yumyumyumyum.
  

And guess what!? Just in time for the holidays, Frank and Kym are offering a 10% discount on orders placed by November 15. Save off the regular prices of $16 ("nice" cookies) and $18 ("naughty," premium cookies). You'll still have to pay shipping (what? -- you think moving such tonnage is free?), but it's SOOOO worth it.

From now through December 8, Frank and Kym are running a How Big Are Frank's Big Ones? contest. Think you're big enough to enter? Get the details on how to win free cookies.

You still here? CLICK OVER and order! Crazy people.

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